"Me? Sarcastic.. Never!" Unisex Ebroidered Sweatshirt

Product Story

This sweatshirt was born from sharp wit and lived experience.

The founder of Krapsakas is, by nature, deeply sarcastic—not loud or cruel, but precise. Over the years, this has often been misunderstood. Humor is meant to connect people, but connection becomes difficult when the joke isn’t shared on the same wavelength.

So instead of explaining, defending, or softening it — the sentence was placed directly onto the sweatshirt.

A quiet declaration.
A knowing smile.
If you get it, you get it.

Unisex Organic Sweatshirt

This unisex sweatshirt is designed for warmth, comfort, and unapologetic presence.

It is very warm. The inside is lined with soft, brushed fleece that holds heat and feels immediately comforting against the skin. This is not a light layer; it’s a sweatshirt you reach for when you want to feel held and protected.

The exterior is smooth and structured, maintaining a clean, refined look while the inside stays cozy and insulating.

Fit & Feel

• Unisex relaxed fit
• Longer overall length than standard sweatshirts
• Extra-long sleeves — ideal for people with longer arms or for those who love to hide their hands inside the sleeves
• Stretchy ribbed hem that adapts comfortably to wider hips or a fuller stomach
• Falls naturally on the body without clinging

This sweatshirt is especially well-suited for:
– People with longer arms
– Plus-size wearers
– Anyone who prefers warmth, ease, and freedom of movement

Design Details

This sweatshirt is available in three colors: Black, Bottle Green, and Burgundy.

All color options feature yellow embroidery for contrast and clarity.

The embroidery is placed on the front of the sweatshirt only, keeping the design intentional and clean.

Warmth & Comfort

• Brushed fleece lining on the inside
• Seriously warm and insulating
• Soft against the skin, non-irritating
• Designed for cooler climates and cold seasons

This is the kind of sweatshirt that replaces a jacket on crisp days.

Materials & Construction

• 100% organic cotton exterior
• Interior: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Raglan sleeves
• Neck tape
• Brushed fleece lining
• 2×2 ribbed cuffs, collar, and hem

Certifications:
• GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100
• PETA-Approved Vegan

The blank sweatshirt is sourced from Pakistan.

The base garment is produced by SOL’S — a brand known for combining comfort, durability, and clean design. Most SOL’S garments are created using 100% organic cotton, with a strong focus on quality and responsible sourcing.

Made to Order — Please Read Carefully

This sweatshirt is made specifically for you once ordered.
There is no mass stock and no overproduction.

We kindly ask you to be certain about your purchase before ordering.
At Krapsakas, we believe clothing should be worn, loved, and lived in — not produced without purpose. We share one planet, and it deserves care 🤍.

Additional Notes

• Designed for adults
• Casual, everyday wear
• It feels lightweight when worn, while the fabric itself feels thicker and substantial to the touch.

Both women are wearing size 2 XL in the pictures.

📦 Shipping

Krapsakas-designed sweatshirt ships free of charge within Europe.

Exception:

• Norway — a 5 € shipping fee applies, plus any customs or declaration fees, paid by the customer.

The United Kingdom and Ireland follow the same shipping rules as the rest of Europe.

All T-shirts are shipped directly from our production partner and are usually delivered via DPD.

Estimated delivery time:

Crewneck sweatshirts: 4–30 days (depending on the destination).

Please note: if your order includes items with different delivery times, the shipment will generally follow the longest delivery timeframe.

If you are located outside Europe, feel free to contact us politely — we will do our best to arrange shipping. Additional customs or import fees may apply.